Guest post by Hobbert Ryde
He accuses our very own Wealth Cartel of Dirty Money.
He accuses our very own War Cartel of Dirty Murders.
He accuses our very own Show and Tell Cartel of Dirty Lies.
I'd say that's reasons enough. But wait, there's more.
Your so-called "Good Doctor" is All Wrong.
And that's good news for all the rest of us. There aren't any bad guys over here; they're all over there. I heard it on Fox News. Hell, I heard it at church, and you don't get any truer than that, buddy.
I can personally tell you right now how I know that your so-called "Good Doctor" doesn't know anything. All he was ever trained to do was to look at sick people, figure out what was wrong with them, and try to get them well. What a brainless dweeb. I mean, what could be easier than that? That right there tells you he was just in it for the easy money.
And he's wasted a big part of his life taking care of women, and babies.
And a guy like that should be . . . President??
We need a man's man right now. Somebody with real balls, like George W. Bush, or General Petraeus, or Rick Santorum.
(Psst! What's a "cartel"?)
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