Well we panicked you in 1837,
And depressed you in 1929,
On September 11 we pulled Building 7,
But we really really shafted you in 009.
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Maybe somebody can set this to music! Make it rollicking, ironic, and full of the ridicule they deserve. Bye, bye Miss American Pie.
Additional verses always welcome. Here's a chance to develop your gallows humor to a high art!